blastortoise:

blastortoise:

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

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audixe:

Bye this pigeon has the dolce and gabbana ss15 #look

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shrekyourself:

Can the new iPhone do this??? (no)

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willambelli:

aparadiseinfinite:

Exhausted from college and painfully single…. Yup this is me everyday!!!

All day most days.
WILLAM

willambelli:

aparadiseinfinite:

Exhausted from college and painfully single….
Yup this is me everyday!!!

All day most days.

WILLAM

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myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaos-inc:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD

Voting is the leading cause of homosexuality I voted and the very next day I started fucking girls

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vivian-fu:

Tim in His Childhood Kitchen, September 2014 by Vivian Fu

vivian-fu:

Tim in His Childhood Kitchen, September 2014 by Vivian Fu

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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draelogor:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

with all the force of a great typhoon

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problemactic:

when u want meatloaf but they won’t give u meatloaf

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