pinkrazr:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

😵😵😵😵

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penamerican:

Alice in Wonderland was banned in China, 1931, on the basis that attributing human language to animals was an ‘insult to humans.’

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Right. So. The way I see it is… we say it was self-defence. And we do that because…well, Gina was suffering from…Stockholm Syndrome. Which is actually quite common in assistants with demanding bosses. The affair was just an example of how far Mr Kaufman’s…brainwashing of Gina went. He…made her fall in love with him. So in this way her…poisoning him was…an act of self-defence. [The class giggles.]

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gloriaswanson:

Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

Clue (1985)

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beautifuleastafricanbrides:

Traditional Burundian newlyweds ❤️💎💚

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

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Cap city comedy club

Any tumblr friends in the Austin area wanna go to a comedy show? James Adomian is taking the stage and I have free tickets. It’s a two item purchase minimum. Message me. I have a few tickets left.




I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck


I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

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